BBtL to Recast the Entire Scooby Gang.

buffy_season5_cast-1.jpgAfter numerous efforts on behalf of the production team of Buffy Between the Lines, it’s been decided that the whole cast just needs to be recast. Especially Nick, who doesn’t sound a thing like Xander. “Kim and I sat down and talked, and it really was a hard decision, as much as our cast loves this show – they just aren’t cutting it,” producer Tabitha Grace Smith said.

“We really are striving to be the best, and the guy we have playing Spike – he isn’t even British!” Kim said in a follow up statement. Harsh criticism also reigned down on the actress playing Enya, but she was not available for comment.

“I can’t believe it,” Cliss said in a phone interview. “It’s like, all my dreams are dead.” Other cast members expressed shock and amazement. “I knew people didn’t like me, but I didn’t think it would come to this,” said Tasha, who plays Dawn. “That’s extreme Dawn hate.”

“I can’t even stand the guy we have playing Angel. Seriously. The guy can’t pronounce babies correctly,” said Tabitha. “I think we’ll just have Emma do all the roles. She’s got a fantastic voice.”

“I knew we should have stuck to shadow puppets,” said Beth Nelson, Crew Manager for Season 2 of Buffy Between the Lines.

Auditions are being held tomorrow in New York and LA in an attempt to salvage the rest of the series. Click here to find the locations.

10 comments

  1. Betty Daisy says:

    Hahaha! Way better than the BBC’s “penguins can fly” april fools riff! Thanks for the Lulz guys

  2. Scot says:

    HAHAHA 4/1/08. Very funny!

  3. Fred says:

    Wait. You said the entire Scooby Gang. But you’re recasting Angel, too! The last time we tried to run Angel Investigations without Angel, well… not so good. And you’re even holding your auditions in L.A.! How rude. 😉

  4. Liz says:

    Niceness! Happy April Fool’s, BBtL.

  5. Faith says:

    I love it!
    Thanks for brightening my day BBtL

  6. Worldofhiglet says:

    I suppose you think that’s funny….:) Actually, it really was. It got me for at least 2 seconds, which is pretty good considering I have been expecting to be caught all day! I just hope it didn’t cause too much concern amongst the cast!

  7. Corey says:

    As long as you are getting rid of that hack that plays the buffybot I will be happy!!! And While you’re at it that poor girl with all her profanity is such a pain to edit for has to go as well. I love the April Fools posts keep up the good work cast and crew.

  8. tvindy says:

    Well, at least the villains won’t be touched. I think you should just spin off Jinx and Javert into their own show and forget about the scoobies.

  9. MissMeliss says:

    Hah! Hilarious.
    Esp, “…can’t even pronounce babies correctly…”

  10. Corey says:

    just clicked to see where the auditions are!!!! Damn I love the Rick Roll

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